you know potato chips?

Sorry I haven't updated in forever, I just have no time and too much fun going on. Soph year=awesome.

Full campus night one: Las Palmas, Fiji, Pike, bringing three freshmen boys back to my room and getting caught by exec, chasing after the cute one and making out with him in the middle of the sorority quads...good times

I LOVE MY CHI HOES. Good lord we have too much fun on our random journeys. Living in is the best. I mean, is there anything better than a wakeup call at 9:45 from Cecily literally stumbling into your room and falling on your bed because she's still drunk? Is there ANYTHING better than spooning with drunk Cecily until 3am after she wakes you up to lead a pep talk in your room? This is a wonderful place to live. I feel fantastic.

I officially have a crush. And I don't know what you might think, but I think my sober line, "So you know potato chips?" before leading into the rest of my potato chip story, was possibly not the best idea to make me look my finest. And the answer was, "...yes, I know potato chips"

But it was better than Tuesday night, literally screaming I RAPE FRESHMAN BOYS and MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO GET LAID....then an ex telling me to go to the campus counselor for my nymphomania, which is funny, because honestly don't you have to be boning to be considered a sex addict?